Hello, loyal reader. Nova Giovanni is back with more ramen noodle soup for your soul. Maturity and transition are themes of today’s selection. Its about stepping outside of your comfort zone and into your grown zone. Before proceeding, I’d like to assert this message isn’t for those with a plan to move out or contributing to the household. There is a big difference between living WITH someone and living OFF someone. This is for the others. This is for those living life like a spring break vacation and neglecting their responsibilities as aging adults. Shall we begin?
Look at your current conditions. Are they up to par with your age? You ever go to a doctor’s office and see the chart with your gender, height, and how much you should weigh? Well, I’ve composed a chart of my own for you grown men.
|AGE||Acceptable Living Conditions|
|0-18||Live With Your Parents Without a Care In The World|
|18-21||Move out, go to college (on campus or living at home), learn a trade, and/or join the military|
|22 and Up||MOVE YOUR OLD ASS OUT!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!|
Come on, young man. Don’t be old enough to drink, but not old enough to sex a woman in your home while your mother is awake. Move out and experience the greatness of masturbating in your master bedroom. How does it feel to know you’re a grown ass man who wakes up, goes to sleep, and will possibly die in the same childhood room you grew up getting spankings in?
Since we’ve identified the problem, its time to pinpoint the solution. The answer isn’t as simple as moving out. You have to move under the right circumstances. Don’t merely be a roach that switched homes to eat new crumbs. Don’t transition from mooching off your mother to your babymother (or similar). Instead of playing video games or trying to wasting time attempting to maintain your facade as an online guru, do some research. Get a goal, get some plans, get up, get out and get something!!! Nova Knows…
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