#10

Child Support – It is more consistent

#9

Netflix – Its entertaining. Need I say more?

#8

Internet Spam – I don’t know why. It just is.

#7

Orange Juice – Orange juice is DELICIOUS. Only a terrorist would disagree.

#6

Stubbing Your Toe – At least this pain is only temporary. Once you’re Kim K’d, you’re gone forever.

#5

Pubic Lice – They stay on one dick longer than Kim Kardashian does.

#4

Cold Pizza – Its a quick fix, like Kim K. Its nourishing, unlike Kim K.

#3

Ramen Noodle Soup For The Soul (My Book) – It is only $2.99 (www.NovaGiovanni.com/book)

#2

George Zimmerman – He has killed the dreams of less Black men than Kim K has.

#1

Amber Rose – So many reasons. Choose one.