Nova Giovanni

Nova Giovanni- Hello, loyal readers. Al & Nova are back once again to share the knowledge we have collected throughout our travels. First, of all I love social networks because it gives a lot of people a voice. However, I hate social networks because it gives a lot of people a voice. There is a … Continue reading »

Hello, loyal reader. I know its been a long time, I shouldn’t have left you. I shouldn’t have left you without a dope article to reflect to. The newest topic is these hoodrats. Not just hoodrats, but hoodrats with hoodrat habits affecting the whole hood. You follow? You see – the hoodrat’s behavior and lack … Continue reading »

Always take your shirt off before taking your pants off. As soon as you’re only wearing a shirt, it automatically becomes a nightgown. Men don’t wear gowns. If you make eye contact with another man, you have to immediately either ask him for directions or fight him. Don’t ask why. Thats just how it is. … Continue reading »

Sunrise. Sunset. Hello, loyal reader. I know you’re used to the run of the mill relationship posts or blogs reinforcing your already skewed views of the opposite sex. But, this post is much different. This post is about a topic we all face but rarely address. This is about death. Death is inevitable. But, this … Continue reading »

Hello, loyal reader. Today, I will be sharing my love for my most near and dear members of society – HOES!!! First of all, we need to establish what a hoe is. I know we’re used to the word being used in a derogatory sense to demean “loose women”. But, who is to judge what … Continue reading »

Hello, loyal reader. If you know ANYTHING by now, you know that NOVA KNOWS… So, allow me to guide you on the straight path of life and inform you as to why you should fuck on the first date. They say a woman can tell within the first 20 seconds if she would have sex … Continue reading »

Dear Lil Boosie Boo, I hope this letter reaches you while you’re in the best of health and the most cheerful of spirits. You’re one of the greatest entertainers of our generation, Mr. Boosie. I’m writing this while listening to one of my favorite songs of yours, “Take Me To Jail”. Well, I’m proud of … Continue reading »